Sci-Gen strikes again

•April 1, 2009 • Leave a Comment

A couple years ago I came *this* close to getting the SPI Press Relations lady to issue a PR based on a Sci-Gen paper.  Well this year, Sci-Gen struck again.  At my one customer site people had started talking up the annual conference to get folks into the frame of mind to submit talks.  I quickly conferred with a colleague who agreed to have his name put on the Sci-Gen paper, and then sent it out to most of the department as an RFC for our submission.

Two responses back: one privately acknowledging the gag, and one reply-to-all from a peer who said it was great, let him know if we need any special equipment, leave extra time for demo’s, etc. 

There were multiple high fives, it was just too nice ;)

Gmail Gets a CADIE upgrade too.

•April 1, 2009 • Leave a Comment

I noticed that Gmail is now sporting some CADIE upgrades too, this time with complete auto-response capabilities.  Sweet.  From talking casually with a few folks, this confused some people whom didn’t quite understand what they were reading.  Oh well <sigh>

Gmail on April Fools Day

Gmail on April Fools Day

Google April 1st

•April 1, 2009 • Leave a Comment

Google’s was just as clever as YouTube, and combined a touch of Sci-Gen with Web Crap 2.0 for theirs.

 

Google Front-Page Announcement for CADIE

Google Front-Page Announcement for CADIE

I have to admit, they got me .  “Singular upgrade” sounded like complete crap to me, but I did actually hope they were announcing some new features into Gmail or other apps.  Nope, turned out to be this Sci-Genish paper. Admittedly at this point I suspected a roll; the “press release” is all about hype with little mention of what the technology actually does or provides of benefit, but then isn’t that Web 2.0 ?
Google April Fools Day 2009

Google April Fools Day 2009

It’s April 1st, click-through is mandatory. So this should be a website designed by this AI array after analysing multiple site designs … cute.  Note the blog entry that states the AI has received autonomy and is seperating from it’s inventory/master.  Classic robot theme.  This appears to be an actual blogspot page, and you can follow it, comment, etc like any other blog.
Google April Fools Day 2009

Google April Fools Day 2009

YouTube April 1st

•April 1, 2009 • Leave a Comment

It’s April 1st, and you know what that means … YouTube tech’s have been up all night pushing their Rick Astley vid’s out to Akamai.  Of course, I was prepping my *own* RickRoll against CapSecDC – in the guise of a Conficker analysis (which likely noone would far for).  Turns out YouTube had the first laugh:YouTube April Fools Day

 

Edited 2205: I didn’t catch this this morning (hey, it was before 6 am) but all the front-page video’s featured inversion as a theme.  Well done YouTube !!

More YouTube Fun

More YouTube Fun

Well Isn’t That A Treat

•December 29, 2008 • Leave a Comment

uhm, I’m hoping that means they’re pre-diced or sauteed or something ….

used_shallots_nice

used_shallots_nice

Duck on the Cheap

•December 29, 2008 • Leave a Comment

I don’t quite have a roaster.  Well, I have a graniteware roaster – you know them, they’re the speckled blue enamel stuff that looks like it was made for camping – and while that roaster (which still just costs 25 dollars new today) has a lid ( a feature even 300 dollar roasters are lacking), it doesn’t have a rack and I was unsure about attempting to roast anything in it, since it would end up sitting in it’s own juices. I did wander into the new Williams-Sonoma in the Mall to take a look at their roasters, and quickly decided that that store is really more about being fashionable than anything else.  They have 300 dollar roasters and 500 dollar knife sets.  Right-o.  Lolz, someone pays 500 dollars for knives with plastic handles.  Knife sets that come with sharpeners (uhm, hint, your average joe using one of those things is just going to ruin whatever hone is on there to begin with) .

OMG Knives

OMG Knives

 Long story short, like generations before me I used my Granitewear roaster, although I didn’t use the lid. 

What did I use for a rack ? Well, my friend Karen suggested I just rest the duck on carrots and parsnip, so that’s what I did; came home from Giant with a pound bag of carrots, chopped half of that into pieces and threw them in, and cooked the duck on top of it.  I used my 15 year old wood handled chef knive that we probably got at Walmart back then to do the chopping.  It did fine. 

I rubbed the duck down with salt and pepper, cooked at 450, turning twice (45 minutes, turn, 45 minutes, turn, 20-30 some minutes till it seemed right) .

I lost the recipe I was going to use for the sauce, and found a new one that was probably closer to what I imagined in my head ( a traditional German goose recipe) but here’s what I ended up doing:

take about 8 plums, push the pits out of them.  I didn’t use a 30 dollar pitting tool either; I used the tube my meat thermometer sits in as a sheath, and it did a great job.  Throw the plums into a saucepan ( a really cheap, ancient saucepan we’ve had for years that’s all warped and discolored from overheating), threw in a generous amount of brandy.  then added about half a handful of some onion that was frozen, but which i had just chopped 4 days ago (still much better than frozen onion from the store).  I tossed in a pinch of minced garlic, and about 8 chestnuts, and started reducing it.  The brandy smell was incredibly strong, and I was afraid that it would be too noxious to the nose, so I added in some prune juice to mellow it.  Reduced, recued until nice and thick and syrupy, then poored some onto the plate, capturing some of the prune and chestnuts with it and then sliced off a wing, leg and thigh for myself.   Walked into the living room, sat down, and ….

… Dude. It was AWESOME.  I was so excited that I must have sounded like a teenager girl at a boy-bandconcert.  At one point my wife actually asked me “what does ‘oh my god ponies mean’ ? “  Seriously.  The duck was incredibly moist and perfectly cooked, and the skin was golden and crisp and so savory with all the salt and pepper.   The sauce ? To die for.  Sweet, smoky balanced.  I’m amazed at how much that little bit of onion and garlic added to it.   It was straight up ponies and rainbows.   The only thing I would do differently is chop the chestnuts so they can absorb more of the sauce.

As further testament to the duck, during the time it was cooling on the stove and I was frantically searching for that lost recipe, my wife had not only devoured her entire half of the bird (both sides), but was actually digging into the veg I had lined the roaster with as well.  I didn’t even get a shot at the frond and forget deglazing.  There was a clean line down half the roaster … in minutes.  Granted, it was super late at night, but my god that duck just really turned out great.

And this was for my first duck.  I didn’t have a scooby on roasting duck, having done my first turkey ever at Mother’s for Thanksgiving, but I think I’m getting the hang of it.  This cooking thing just keeps getting easier and easier, and all with a roaster that probably cost ten dollars 15 years ago, and a knive that probably wouldn’t fetch a singe  dollar at a yard sale.   The carcass is already in the freezer (duck stock … mmm) and what little remains of the dinner is tucked away in the fridge.  I stored it all in one container so the duck can absorb the plum sauce.  I think I’ll review it all tomorrow by :

a) touching up the sauce with a little more of the fire and dandy, and plum juice.  There won’t be much left for the prunes and chestnuts.
b) fry the duck in a seperate pan to crispen it again, possibly in butter, then
c) let the duck cook *in* the sauce a bit

Expensive fashionware be damned, I roasted me a duck on the cheap and it was right robin.

A Little Sourdough Help Please

•December 27, 2008 • Leave a Comment

I need helping finding a good Sourdough … today I tried it from the Superfresh up on 40 & 29, and just served it for the kids … it’s a loser.  Not the least bit sour or, for that matter, doughy (well, not a light spring doughy).

I’ve been spoilt by the Harris Teeter by work, where we walk from the office and I can easily help myself to a great sourdough with fresh butter or marjorine, a fine cheese (apricot Stilton, mmm) and fresh fruit. 

I heard rumours of an HT in Columbia … I’ll have to go a ‘hunting.  In the meantime, if you know of a good sourdough (boul or oval preferred, but loaf okay if i must) please post a comment !!

If your Roomba won’t hold a charge anymore …

•December 26, 2008 • Leave a Comment

Yes, I have robots ;)   If your Roomba won’t hold a charge anymore, here’s some help:

First off, contact iRobot.  They have excellent support staff and while they can’t bring a dead cell to life over the phone, they’ll certainly help.

They may recommend the 16-hour reset.  I think this is essentially telling the electronics to not monitor the charging depth, and perform a deep charge … I’m guessing.  To do this: 

  1.  Remove the battery
  2. Press and hold the power button for at least 5 seconds (some will say 15, but iRobot themselves told me 5 for my Scheduler 4260 model)
  3. Replace the battery, and then charge the robot for at least 16 hours.  Some advise to plug the cord directly into the robot versus using the docking station, in case it gets knocked off the dock.  Some advise to charge for 3 days, but iRobot told me 16 hours.
  4. After 16 hours if it’s green and happy, set it to max and let it run until it’s exhausted itself ( heh, like kids ;) and see if that improved the runtime. 

If it didn’t improve the runtime (as is my case) , you can return to iRobot for help and they may well issue a new battery. 

By the way, that expensive “Advanced” Power Supply in your roomba is basically a set of ni-cad rechargeable c-cells in series, so you can make or repair your own  although I can’t be bothered with that and just ordered a brand-new one from All-Battery  for a mere 48 bucks with shipping; about half of what iRobot, Amazon, and others charge.   

In the meantime, I’ll plug mine back in and let it sit.  If I manage to actually resuscitate it or iRobot proffers me a new one, worst case I’ll have spent 48 bucks for a spare battery; not bad at all.

2005 Gnarly Head Merlot: Martyred for a lack of port

•December 26, 2008 • Leave a Comment

Well last night I started preparing our *second* meal revolving around a massive tenderloin my Mother had brought, and this time instead of the mushrooms sherry I decided on a pepper port sauce.  Here’s how I made it:

  1. in a pan, sautee finely chopped onion (or shallot if you have it)  in butter until soft.
  2. add a cup of brandy (the recipe calls for 3 tbs, but that’s simply unmannly), 1 tea (or more, as I did) of freshly cracked peppercorn and cook until the brandy is gone, leaving everything nicely caramelized. 
  3. add 2 cups of beef stock and then suddenly realize you never had any port and you’re out of red cooking wine.
  4. Glance around the kitchen, find two bottles of wine, realize one is a half-drunk (and properly resealed) white blend, and the other is that Riesling your wife wanted for some odd reason.
  5. Check the back patio, sort thorugh ten bottles of Belgian ales, chardonnay, pinot, shiraz. 
  6. Go to garage, sort through more bottles before coming to the sudden conclusion that the only red wine left in the entire house is a bottle of 2005 Gnarly Head.  
  7. Quickly weigh the decision: which is more more wrong ? Cooking with Gnarly Head, or using a white or worse- nothing – for this pepper sauce ? 
  8. Beg a quick pardon from the Gods that oversee wine and cooking, and throw a miserly cup of the wine into the sauce.
  9. Pour another full glass of it to open while you cook
  10. Boil the complete thing now – stock, wine, peppers, onions caramelized in brandy, then simmer down and reduce for 20 minutes.
  11. Strain out the solids into a serving container, press on the solids in the strainer to get more flavour out of them, and serve.

Aside from the martyrdom of the Gnarly Head, it turned out great.  I now have to find some proper Port and Sherry for the future.

Now, on to the Gnarly Head:  This is very nice, affordable Merlot (of course ;) that starts off very spicy and frankly I think a bit dry straight from the bottle.  Left to open for an hour, however, and the tannins yield off to a very balanced, smooth flavor and aroma that I found quite appealing.  I’ve had this in the past, but never took great notes on it (and I don’t know a damn thing about wine other than what I like, so these notes probably stink).   It’s quite important to let it open though, as it really does start off very different from the bottle.  I left my individual glass open by itself, because I really don’t know how long a whole bottle could go in a decanter before it starts turning south.  I’m going to have to start taking more detailed notes from Scotty (my WineGeek (r) at AllView) and attaching them to my botttle. 

If you know more about how to treat Gnarly Head, please do leave a comment and next time I might – just might – think longer about using it in a sauce that calls for port ;)

Christmas Dinner

•December 26, 2008 • Leave a Comment

I was originally planning on a Victorian meal and had gone quite out of my way to find duck (originally planned on a goose but when I saw how *large* they all were I realized they would be too much for my small family and settled on a nice sized duck instead.  Of course, I had no idea how many surprise guests we’d have that night.  The rest of the planned meal was :

- a plum brandy sauce with chestnut (in a weak attempt to recreate a magical meal I once had in Munich)
- roast potatos covered in herbs provincial,
- roasted veg; in this case some really nice fresh brussel sprouts that I was a bit proud I managed to find on short order
- and just because they had them, some fresh portabello caps that I planned on marinating then grilling or broiling.  (Not that teriyaki portobello is the least bit Victorian)

After returning from shopping, imagine my surpirse to learn that my Mother had actually bought our house and my sister’s house each a complete beef tenderloin, so filet mignon it was.   It required a quick change of plans, and means that I still have a duck sitting in my fridge (for New Year’s, I suppose, or for our upcoming night’s stay at Niles and Chia Pah’s in Voorhess). My god, two nights of all you can eat filet, and we even had to give some leftovers to guests.

The complete meal was:

A giant, beautiful tenderloin.  My brother-in-law had marinated it in a blend of worcestshire, rosemary, and a few other things (perhaps mustard? ) and seared it on the grill.  I then roasted it for about an hour longer at 450, and it came out perfect: medium rare on one end, medium well at the very tip of the other end, and medium through out most.  For those who wanted theirs beyond medium well I finished it in a pan with butter.   Personally  for really good cuts where the meat is the centerpiece I prefer to only lightly salt and pepper and let the meat speak for itself, and I found the worcestshire a bit strong.  I always prefer my steaks at least medium-well however (yes, I know, and yes that’s even for a rib roast) so by the time I finished it au beurre it came out exactly how I like it.  The accompanying sauces further enhanced the meal.

Sauces:

Originally I was planning on a chestnut-prune-brandy combination for the duck, but for the beef I had to switch up a little at the last minute.  Unbeknownst to me, my wife had also bought several pounds of very nice, white plump mushrooms, so first order was to get those guys into a sauce:

  • Saute the mushrooms with a hint of garlic over butter at just medium heat to draw out all the juices and reduce the mushrooms in size.
  • seasoning: I forget exactly what I used, likely a bit of black pepper and salt
  • a combination of red cooking wine (couldn’t find the sherry) and stock
  • thicken with cornstarch or, in our case, some white flour, and simmer until reduced.  Delightful way to serve mushrooms, and they went very quickly. 

  My wife’s horseradish sauce.   This one was trickier because the first store I stopped at (Giant) really didn’t have any very good horseradish.  In fact, the produce and general ingredients of the store as a whole seem to be rapidly declining; they apparently sell lots of food-like substances, but not a lot of actual food anymore.  They had only Gold’s, which is fine, but Gold’s is from New York and we prefer Kelchner’s which is only a few miles from Lisa’s famiy farm.  They had some red (beet) radish that goes great with gefilte, but we wanted straight up Kelchner’s.  We settled on Gold’s Hot instead :(   I wish I had saved the horseradish for my second grocery trip (to Safeway, which seems to sell more actual food) but the sauce came out fine anyhow.

  • I don’t know the actual recipe.  It’s one of Lisa’s family recipes, and I prefer straight horseradish over a sauce, so I never bothered learning it.
  • it involves cream cheese (think old farm an hour outside of Philadelphia, so of course it involves cream cheese and local horseradish!)
  • She does some other stuff with it, and I’d swear that at one point she was hitting it with the egg beaters.
  • It’s great with any good piece of beef.

So we had the mushrooms, and the horseradish sauce.  Mmmm.   Veg was roast potatos, seasoned with :

  •  parsley
  • rosemary
  • dill
  • marjoram
  • orgeano
  • basil
  • crushed red pepper, i should have only used the flakes, but i used pepper I had crushed a long time ago that included the seeds (but hey, no stems ;) so in went the seeds.
  • salt
  • black pepper
  • and probably some other ingredients I forgot already.

they were *awesome*.  that unlikely, ungainly list of herbs actually came together great.

We also had green beans steams with spaetzle, again not Victorian (it’s actually of German descent) but quite good.

Bread: unfortunately I had trouble finding a good breat at the last minute, and once again I may have to start trying other stores than my local Giant, as they had only a soft, thin crusted bread left (by Nature’s Promise) that had an unappealing inside.  Of course they had other breads, like semolina’s, and cheese-topped breads but none of those were suitable.  The bread was uninspired and frankly I wish they hadn’t decided to stop baking their own.  According to an auction notice I found online, it appears they Giant has decided to stop making alot of their own foods, including ice cream.   So strike three for giant: no fresh brussel sprouts, poor horseradish choices, and no breads.  They did, however, had a run on chicken stock (can’t beat a buck a can !) so I stocked up on stock.

 

All in all the meal was *excellent* … the horseradish my wife made, and my mushrooms were both exceptional and we basically went crazy on the filet as we continued digging in and diggin into it.  What a great piece of beef, and honestly considering it stuff 4 adults and two kids for two nights *plus* had leftovers to pack home with a guest, it’s really not a bad deal.

Thanks Mom, a great gift indeed.