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Sci-Gen strikes again

A couple years ago I came *this* close to getting the SPI Press Relations lady to issue a PR based on a Sci-Gen paper.  Well this year, Sci-Gen struck again.  At my one customer site people had started talking up the annual conference to get folks into the frame of mind to submit talks.  I quickly conferred with a colleague who agreed to have his name put on the Sci-Gen paper, and then sent it out to most of the department as an RFC for our submission.

Two responses back: one privately acknowledging the gag, and one reply-to-all from a peer who said it was great, let him know if we need any special equipment, leave extra time for demo’s, etc. 

There were multiple high fives, it was just too nice 😉

I noticed that Gmail is now sporting some CADIE upgrades too, this time with complete auto-response capabilities.  Sweet.  From talking casually with a few folks, this confused some people whom didn’t quite understand what they were reading.  Oh well <sigh>

Gmail on April Fools Day

Gmail on April Fools Day

Google’s was just as clever as YouTube, and combined a touch of Sci-Gen with Web Crap 2.0 for theirs.

 

Google Front-Page Announcement for CADIE

Google Front-Page Announcement for CADIE

I have to admit, they got me .  “Singular upgrade” sounded like complete crap to me, but I did actually hope they were announcing some new features into Gmail or other apps.  Nope, turned out to be this Sci-Genish paper. Admittedly at this point I suspected a roll; the “press release” is all about hype with little mention of what the technology actually does or provides of benefit, but then isn’t that Web 2.0 ?
Google April Fools Day 2009

Google April Fools Day 2009

It’s April 1st, click-through is mandatory. So this should be a website designed by this AI array after analysing multiple site designs … cute.  Note the blog entry that states the AI has received autonomy and is seperating from it’s inventory/master.  Classic robot theme.  This appears to be an actual blogspot page, and you can follow it, comment, etc like any other blog.
Google April Fools Day 2009

Google April Fools Day 2009

It’s April 1st, and you know what that means … YouTube tech’s have been up all night pushing their Rick Astley vid’s out to Akamai.  Of course, I was prepping my *own* RickRoll against CapSecDC – in the guise of a Conficker analysis (which likely noone would far for).  Turns out YouTube had the first laugh:YouTube April Fools Day

 

Edited 2205: I didn’t catch this this morning (hey, it was before 6 am) but all the front-page video’s featured inversion as a theme.  Well done YouTube !!

More YouTube Fun

More YouTube Fun

Yes, I have robots 😉  If your Roomba won’t hold a charge anymore, here’s some help:

First off, contact iRobot.  They have excellent support staff and while they can’t bring a dead cell to life over the phone, they’ll certainly help.

They may recommend the 16-hour reset.  I think this is essentially telling the electronics to not monitor the charging depth, and perform a deep charge … I’m guessing.  To do this: 

  1.  Remove the battery
  2. Press and hold the power button for at least 5 seconds (some will say 15, but iRobot themselves told me 5 for my Scheduler 4260 model)
  3. Replace the battery, and then charge the robot for at least 16 hours.  Some advise to plug the cord directly into the robot versus using the docking station, in case it gets knocked off the dock.  Some advise to charge for 3 days, but iRobot told me 16 hours.
  4. After 16 hours if it’s green and happy, set it to max and let it run until it’s exhausted itself ( heh, like kids 😉 and see if that improved the runtime. 

If it didn’t improve the runtime (as is my case) , you can return to iRobot for help and they may well issue a new battery. 

By the way, that expensive “Advanced” Power Supply in your roomba is basically a set of ni-cad rechargeable c-cells in series, so you can make or repair your own  although I can’t be bothered with that and just ordered a brand-new one from All-Battery  for a mere 48 bucks with shipping; about half of what iRobot, Amazon, and others charge.   

In the meantime, I’ll plug mine back in and let it sit.  If I manage to actually resuscitate it or iRobot proffers me a new one, worst case I’ll have spent 48 bucks for a spare battery; not bad at all.

I don’t recall being this engrossed in a book series since reading The Ring. I started out of order by accident; one night I was looking for something to read in bed and my wife tossed me The Game. With a quick skim of a page I was intrigued enough to accept it, hoping for little more than something to entertain my mind as I unwound for sleep. Within two pages, I was completely enraptured, and consumed the book quicker than I would have liked, for there was no assurance we’d have any of her other writings at hand. Fortunately for me, my wife quickly located The Beekeeper’s Apprentice, and I readily dug in again, this time beginning in proper chronologic order. This book was even better, for not only was I experiencing the writings by a younger author’s hand, but also younger characters, “watching” them grow into each other.

The series in order is:

The Beekeeper’s Apprentice
A Monstrous Regiment of Women
A Letter of Mary
The Moor
O Jerusalem
Justice Hall
The Game
Locked Rooms

Each book strikes a balance between the strongly charactered Mary Russel, her partner – both in work and life: Mr. Holmes, and the puzzles they decipher together with their bevy of associates and partners. Laurie King treats each with the utmost care, not depicting Holmes as some mysterious omnipotent superhuman, but rather as a sharp-tongued man of intellect and character, yet with a sometimes alluded too all too human weakness. Everything about her characters defies convention: Holmes is middle-aged when he first meets the teenaged Russel, retired to the country where he continues his life’s work in a much lower profile, seeking serinity from the world of crime and espionage. Russel herself is a complex character; a Jew in a very Christian country, American raised in England, orphaned as a teenager, and fiercely independent at a time when woman in England were just barely allowed to vote … although as is often the case with fictional characters who indulge in high adventure, is independently wealthy. The odd coupling of the two occupies much of the books, as King explores the highly paternal and intellectual aspects of their relationship (which is never, mind you, the least bit bawdy) as they set out to solve mysteries and challenges that quite often fall right into their hapless proverbial lap. King does an amazing job of writing in period, using the suffragete movement and the Great War as additional scenery and in at least one case – a large part of the mystery. Using Russel’s strong Jewish upbringing as well as her academic career in theology, the author at least once (Letter) explores misogynist aspects of religion, perhaps projecting her own causes through her character.

All in all, delightful reads that have had a rather addictive effect on myself. I’ve had my nose in these non-stop since I started The Game. On the morning tube, the evening tube, at night in bed. At least once I’ve been tempted to cut off work early so I could continue reading, and it’s to the point where I’m reading on the escalators in the station if I’m right at the end of a chapter. I haven’t been eating much the last few weeks (hectic schedules at work) but I’m quite certain that my colleagues will find me eating in solitude, preferably with a really well made soup, as I read.   It’s actually oddly reminiscent; to be as completely lost in my books as when I was an adolescent riding these same trains and tracing the steps of my past.

Unfortunately, I’ve finished A Letter of Mary, and the library is now closed. We’ve not The Moors. Dommage …

I did, however, pick up a few fascinating looking books at a used book fair at work, including two items on the finer political and cultural aspects of Haitia, a primer on Mary of Magdalene (yes, Russel would be proud, would she not ? ) , and one on the industrial design of common items with an emphasis on usability written in the 60’s,  so I’ll certainly find stimulating enough entertainment for my mind during this unwanted hiatus from King’s works.

If you think you’d enjoy my tastes, then try one of these books out.  But don’t take my word on it, take theirs.

Can’t get an %ltembed%gt into here, but click below to watch the video. America NEEDS the money hole !

In The Know: Should The Government Stop Dumping Money Into A Giant Hole?

Sorry, this is a week late: the XOHM WiMAX spin off went live in Baltimore last week.  Unfortunately, I’m spending every last fricking minute of my life in Arlington Co VA these days, not Bmore, so I don’t think I’m going to get a chance to try it out (I seriously doubt the Wimax coverage extends into my burbs). 

According to the recent newsletter (yeah, I subscribed, why wouldn’t I ? ) they now have their branded WiMax built into laptop models from Acer, Asus, Lenovo and Toshiba, and plan on releasing a USB adapter later this month.  My holdout ? The Nokia N810 “Internet Tablet WiMAX Edition” also due out “later this month” (Which, in Internet Product Management Terms means H109 )

If you have XOHM or another WiMAX, I’d appreciate some comments on your experience.

[federal leo humour] 3 Dogs

I’ve always thought there was a rather clearly defined pecking order when it came to which law enforcement agency stole headlines from whom.  Last week I [redacted …   ]  and the intial SA opened with this joke:
 
“This is a joke about three dogs.  Last month we served a search warrant on the primary residency of a terrorist suspect. The DEA came in with a dog, whom promptly found 5 kilo’s of cocaine.  The ATF came in with a dog, whom promptly found a half pound of semtex.  We [ the Bureau ] came in with a dog, whom promptly went outside, held a press conference, and said “We found 5 kilograms of cocaine and a half pound of semtex”.

Now honestly, you have to admit that this shows some real self-awareness on behalf of the Bureau : )

I keep my 2006 Volkswagen Jetta TDI pretty loaded down with electronics, and I really rely on my cigarette lighter.  When they went out – both at once – it was clearly a fuse issue so I immediately starting digging into the manual for the fuse location.   On page 80, it clearly lists the cigarette lighter as being a 25-amp fuse in position number 24, and the “power outlet” as being a 20 watt amp in position 26.  I don’t have a power outlet per se, but since my cigarette lighters are really just cylindrical 12v outlets (they don’t have the coiled resistor that justifies the ‘cigarette lighter’ part ) I figured perhaps it could be that fuse as well.   Oddly enough however, both positions are EMPTY.   Even when placing a 25-amp fuse into position 24 (which is the 3rd slot on the first set of large fuses when ‘reading’ down the fusebox ) the lighters did nothing. 

I googled, found no articles pertinent although apparently on older Jetta’s they liked to hide the cigarette lighter fuse behind the fusebox ( why, I have no clue). After pulling all the fuses and checking for the blown on, I found the problem: the manual is completely wrong.  The cigarette lighter fuse – at least on my 2006 Jetta TDI – was a 20-amp fuse in position 28 NOT 24.

So there you have it … finally an article to help any owners of a Volkswagen Jetta TDI who’s cigarette lighter won’t work.